Unicorn Horns
Exhibit three for the court: The deer in the headlights face. Caught.
Absurdist Bouffon / physical theatre / tragicomedy
Quiche, an androgynous actor who has just unsuccessfully completed 714 auditions, marries Alexander Alexandrovich, the perfect man but is broken when, upon waking up in the morning, discovers that Alexander Alexandrovich is flat (Like, flat flat).
Now why would someone just do that?
Winner of the 2006 York University President’s Prize for Playwrighting, Unicorn Horns is a truly comic tragedy involving masturbation.
Characters:
(All played by one actor, except STAGE MANAGER, who is played by the stage manager)
QUICHE
AUDITIONER
PRIEST
ALEXANDER ALEXANDROVICH
BERNARD
MARTHA
PROSTITIUTE
SCOTTISH MAN
DOCTOR
STAGE MANAGER
Approximate running time: 60 minutes